Nazis at the Center of the Earth gets a five beer + a couple of shots rating. The lower the beer rating the better.
Jake Busey is in the movie. Watching Jake is like watching a young Gary Busey, its just awesome.
Several hot women. These are not the funky, fake looking hot women. The hip-to-waist ratio and hair length is just about perfect.
Some of the gore is a “little” over the top. Ripping a guys face off, come on, we could have done without that.
Nazis escape in a plane during World War II, and “somehow” make an underground base under one of the poles. I did not catch if it was the south or north pole, but either way I dont think it really matters which pole the base is at.
A research team finds the nazi base. The nazis take everyone hostage.
Why would a bunch of nazis want to take some hot babes hostage? Why not have a party? Bunch of guys, bunch of hot women, all they need is some steaks on the grill and something to drink.
This is the typical movie of one social group inflicting violence on other groups.
The best part of the whole movie is when the nazi cuts the bra off the hot babe and there is a split second of perky nipples.
Nazis at the Center of the Earth seriously lacks three things – sex, nipples and consensual sex. Why do all of the nazis have to be nasty zombie looking? Why couldn’t one of the nazis fall in love with one of the hot babes?
Less gore, more nippies.
But anyway, if you have $1.20 to rent Nazis at the Center of the Earth from redbox, have something to drink, and some free time, why not? But be warned, you will probably say “what the hell did I just watch?” at the end.